Funny Christmas Messages Send to Love Ones
The season is here again and millions of people all around the world would be sending out christmas wishes to their friends and love ones. The season brings a nice atmosphere were you see different kind of message which are funny and romatic christmas messages. The below christmas quote are kind of funny christmas messages which you could send to family, friends and loves ones
Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity ~ Don Cupitt
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it weren't for Christmas, We'd all be Jewish. ~ Benny Hill
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~ Mary Ellen Chase
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger. ~ Robert Paul
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~ Joan Rivers
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~ Anonymous
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. ~ Anonymous
Christmas is for children. But it is for grownups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts. ~ Lenora Weber
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. ~ Bob Phillips
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~ Anonymous
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~ Johnny Carson
I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month. ~ Harlan Miller
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. ~ Garrison Keillor
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Kin Hubbard
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom Sims
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it. ~ Katharine Whitehorn
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ~ Jay Leno
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human - like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family... ~ Berke Breathed
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~ Victor Borge
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven. ~ W. C. Fields
There has been only one Christmas, the rest are anniversaries. ~ W. J. Cameron
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~ Dennis Miller
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~ Johnny Carson
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~ Carol Nelson
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up, they have no holidays. ~ Henry Youngman
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie
He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree. ~ Sunshine Magazine
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. ~ Shirley Temple
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
People really act weird at Christmas time! What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living room and eat nuts and sweets out of your socks? ~ Anonymous
Anyone, who believes that men are the equal of women, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. ~ Anonymous
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~ Richard Lamm
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? ~ Arlo Guthrie
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. ~ Bernard Manning
